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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it is
no mystery
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One by one, we fill the days
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We find a thousand
different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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oh, joanne, that's the best
piece of gossip I heard
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since Dr. Webster's receptionist
got caught a-xeroxin' her breasts.
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Hey, Dan. Nice to see you.
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Oh, boss man, gotta go.
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Come on, Laverne, let's go.
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Who's next?
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Hey, want to hear the latest
from the hospital grapevine?
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That nurse lansky
used to be a man?
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No, this is big.
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Nurse lansky used to be a man?
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Oh, that explains the bald spot.
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Come, Laverne, come on.
What's on the grapevine?
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Oh, our medical center
has been sold
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to the gray kirk corporation.
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Really, who did you hear
that from?
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It leaked out of urology.
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They say these gray kirk people
are ruthless.
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Oh, Laverne, don't worry.
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This place runs so smoothly,
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anybody would be crazy
to fool with it.
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Come, who's next?
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Oh, Stanley Simmons,
room one, tetanus shot.
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Stanley.
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Stanley.
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Hi, doc.
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Hey, Stan "the iron man"
Simmons.
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Oh, it's always great to see
my oldest patient.
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Well, we will skip
the weight check.
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My humpty dumpty scale
only goes up to 90.
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Listen, you were terrific
in that Cincinnati game,
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and when that guy forgot
to signal for the fair catch,
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oh, you drilled him.
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Yeah, I always feel guilty
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when I have to delay the game
like that.
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So what, you need
a tetanus shot?
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Yeah, you know, during one
of those five-man pileups,
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the right tackle sunk his teeth
into my leg.
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[Splutters] I love football.
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Pretty good. Come, sit.
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You know, I'll never forget
that tackle you made
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in the end zone against Houston.
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I mean, you slaughtered
that guy.
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Doc, does this have to be
a shot?
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I mean, couldn't you just
put it on a sugar cube?
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Oh, now, don't worry.
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Come on, Stan,
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it's gonna be over
in just a minute.
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No, it won't. No, it won't.
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I saw it! I saw it!
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All right, come on now, Stan.
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You remember how we do this,
don't you?
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We close our eyes,
pinch our nose,
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pinching hard,
pinching real hard,
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real hard, real hard,
and it's over.
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Boy, I didn't feel a thing.
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You know, that's why
I keep coming to you, doc.
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Though it is embarrassing being
the iron man and everything.
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Bye, Laverne.
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See ya, iron man.
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Don't get a chance to say that
around here every day.
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Mail's in.
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This one's marked personal
and confidential.
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It ain't neither.
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This one, however,
is truly upsettin'.
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"To Dr. Weston,
you are hereby notified
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"that as of next Monday,
the 15th,
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"your office will be moved to
room 208 on the second floor.
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"Thank you, Janice brattle,
vice president,
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gray kirk corporation"?
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I don't believe this.
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Looks like the grapevine
was right.
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They just bought this milk cow,
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and they're already a-tweakin'
the udders.
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No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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This is where I draw the line.
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I've had enough... I've had enough
changes in my life.
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I lost my wife;
My kids moved out;
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My kids moved back.
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I mean, this... this... this is
the only thing in my life
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that has remained constant.
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This is 25 years in this office.
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I mean, I've treated thousands
of kids here,
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and they just think
they can send me a memo
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and tell me I'm out?
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No, no, no, no, they're gonna
have to drag me out of here
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kicking and screaming.
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Well, in that case,
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I am gonna need more
than two guys to help me move.
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Laverne, you forget
about moving.
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I want you to call down.
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I want you to reserve
the auditorium for tomorrow
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and then call every doctor
in this building
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and tell them to be there
for a rally.
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We are going to fight
the gray kirk corporation.
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Well, it's an uphill battle
against these corporations,
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but I'm with you all the way.
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It's like my daddy used to say,
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"never give up a pediatric's
office without a fight."
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Your daddy said that?
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Well, actually, he said it
about a whiskey still,
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but I'm adapting it
to the present situation.
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Come on.
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Now, dreyfuss,
I know I got upset with you,
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but the next time
we run into Mr. Wilson,
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I want you to remember,
a man's leg is his castle.
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Good day, Barbara.
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I thought I'd stop by
for a spot of tea.
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Charley, is that a mustache?
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Oh, how very observant of you.
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It's fake, right?
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Precisely.
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Just between you and me,
I'm in a rut.
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The chicks aren't happening,
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so I thought I'd change
the old image.
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Oh, I get it.
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So you got a fake mustache.
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This is like instead of reading
or being more courteous, right?
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Right.
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So I thought I try different
looks before I commit to any.
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Charley, I don't know
if this cultured,
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sophisticated mustache is you.
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I know, but there was
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a waiting list
for the fu manchu.
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Good-bye, Charley.
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Hi, Charley.
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Aren't you going to mention
my mustache?
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It's fake. It's stupid.
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Can we move on now?
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You bet.
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- What's this?
- Don't touch that.
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That's my little sister
Emily's old diary.
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I was cleaning, and I found it
behind her dresser.
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Oh, I love diaries.
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Do you want to read,
or should I?
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Charley, no.
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You and Grant frasier
in an elevator, huh?
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Give me that.
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And we're in.
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Oh, look, she's writing about
our old dog, sergeant.
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Oh, god.
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This brings back
so many memories.
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I loved old sarge.
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How about this?
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Last night, Barbara and Carol
practically killed each other.
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Oh, god, I remember this.
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Barbara lost my charm bracelet,
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and so to get back at her,
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I broke her favorite
record album.
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We didn't speak for weeks.
It was a nightmare.
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I have never forgiven her
for that.
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Speed it up.
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I got to get this mustache back
by noon.
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Wait a minute. What's this?
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"I hate myself for having
caused this fight
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"between Barbara and Carol,
but how do I tell Carol
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that I'm the one
who lost her bracelet?"
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Emily lost my bracelet,
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and I've been blaming Barbara
all these years.
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I feel terrible.
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Oh, I forgot my badge.
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I'm sorry, Barbara.
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I love you so much.
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I am so sorry, so sorry.
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Carol, it is no big deal.
It's right he... here.
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I got to go.
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Carol, I'm late. I've got to go.
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I'm gonna make it up to her.
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I am going to replace
that record I broke.
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It is the least I can do.
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Bloody touching, Carol,
but must go.
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Well, love, cheerios.
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Charley, that's cheerio.
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Hey, I have the cereal.
I know what it is.
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Good, okay, right.
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Harry.
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Great, I'm glad you came by.
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I was running a little late,
but I am ready.
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We can march on down
to that rally together.
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We just came from
the auditorium, Harry.
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We are the rally.
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- What, nobody came?
- Nope.
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That's crazy. There are 125
doctors in this building.
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You're the only ones
who showed up?
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Well, I don't blame them, Harry.
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I mean, nobody ever wins
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a battle against
a big corporation.
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Come on, this is too important
to give in without a fight.
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Let me tell you what
your problem is here, Harry.
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You got all your eggs
in one basket.
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Now, me, I got the heart
surgery racket,
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but say I hurt my hand
playing paddle tennis.
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No problem. Why?
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Because I own
a der wienerschnitzel.
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And that, my friend,
is peace of mind.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Wait, wait,
just listen to me now.
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I mean, not only
are they planning
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to kick me out of my office
of 25 years.
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They have all sorts of surprises
in store for us.
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For instance,
they are planning to move
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the physical therapy department
to another building.
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Wait a minute, that's gonna be
very hard on the patients,
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moving back and forth
from one building to another.
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To hell with them.
There goes the jacuzzi.
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They are planning to cut back
on building security.
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We cannot let them
get away with this.
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Harry, I'm behind you 100%,
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because all these complaints
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are really a subset
of a larger issue,
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which is how this
medical center smells.
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Here we go again.
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I know, Lucy, please.
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Just because it's a hospital
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doesn't mean
it has to smell like one.
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I heard some nasty rumors
about them upping the rents.
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And don't quote me on this,
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but I heard I they're
talking about
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shutting down the cafeteria.
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Now, now, see,
now we're rolling.
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Come on, let's get these
complaints down on paper.
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Pardon the interruption.
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I just stopped by
the auditorium.
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I guess you won't
be needing this.
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I guess not, Laverne.
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By the way, I just tried
to take a peek
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at the new office
they assigned us to.
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And so what happened?
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Well, turns out
it's Dr. Harrison's lab.
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Now, he's the one working on
that defense department Grant,
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and it's strictly off-limits.
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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Some kind of esp research.
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Which explains Dr. Harrison's
23 consecutive wins
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in the football pool.
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Laverne, why don't you set up
a meeting for the four of us
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and this Janice brattle.
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We are now ready to fight
the gray kirk corporation.
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Harry, I see where
you're going with this thing
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and I think maybe we should
just sit back
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and watch this one take shape.
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00:10:47,779 --> 00:10:50,113
No, no, what we should do
is march down there,
256
00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:51,381
tell this woman what we want,
257
00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:53,516
and not leave until
we damn well get it.
258
00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:54,584
Better.
259
00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:55,859
I was going with it another way,
260
00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:58,821
but I like your thing better.
261
00:10:58,857 --> 00:11:00,923
Okay, here we go.
262
00:11:06,164 --> 00:11:07,797
You do have the record album.
263
00:11:07,832 --> 00:11:09,032
I don't believe it.
264
00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,800
Yes, I know it's rare.
265
00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:12,735
I've tried every store
and flea market in town.
266
00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:15,472
Thank you very much.
I am on my way.
267
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,809
Hi, Carol.
268
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,935
Charley, I didn't think
it was possible,
269
00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:35,027
but you have finally
out-jerked yourself.
270
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:39,457
Hey, the a-list thing
was a lot of work.
271
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:42,580
With this, I can just sit back
and stroke my chin,
272
00:11:42,615 --> 00:11:44,949
and the chicks will think
I'm deep in thought.
273
00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:46,083
When the truth is,
274
00:11:46,118 --> 00:11:48,352
I'm undressing them
with my eyes.
275
00:11:48,387 --> 00:11:50,588
Charley, I really don't
have time for this.
276
00:11:50,623 --> 00:11:51,789
I have a hot tip
277
00:11:51,824 --> 00:11:54,569
on where to find
that record album in lauderdale.
278
00:11:56,404 --> 00:11:57,732
Charley.
279
00:11:58,130 --> 00:11:59,997
And listen to this.
280
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,699
If they do ask me
one of my deep thoughts,
281
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:02,967
I lay this baby on them.
282
00:12:03,002 --> 00:12:06,806
"I think, therefore, I...
283
00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:09,528
Am."
284
00:12:10,243 --> 00:12:11,675
Charley, does it trouble you
285
00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:13,611
that virtually every dolphin
in the ocean
286
00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:15,446
is your intellectual superior?
287
00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:27,358
Oh, hi.
288
00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:29,126
I'm Janice brattle.
You must be Dr. Weston.
289
00:12:29,161 --> 00:12:30,494
- Hi.
- Why don't you come on in now.
290
00:12:30,529 --> 00:12:32,897
Ah, no, I'd rather wait
for my three colleagues.
291
00:12:32,932 --> 00:12:35,733
If you're referring to doctors
bloom, coolidge, and moss,
292
00:12:35,768 --> 00:12:37,034
they're not coming.
293
00:12:37,069 --> 00:12:39,236
It seems they've come down
with the flu.
294
00:12:39,272 --> 00:12:40,304
Really?
295
00:12:40,339 --> 00:12:41,739
They seemed just fine
this morning.
296
00:12:41,774 --> 00:12:43,674
Yeah, well, flu seem to hit them
297
00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:45,376
just around the same time
that I mentioned
298
00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:48,212
that gray kirk also owns
the insurance company
299
00:12:48,247 --> 00:12:50,414
that writes
their malpractice policies.
300
00:12:50,449 --> 00:12:53,066
- Oh, really?
- Yes.
301
00:12:54,019 --> 00:12:57,372
You know, I've been feeling
a little sniffley myself lately.
302
00:12:57,823 --> 00:12:59,256
No, no, no, no.
303
00:12:59,292 --> 00:13:01,091
I would like very much
to talk with you.
304
00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:03,193
Have it your own way, doctor.
305
00:13:03,229 --> 00:13:04,962
I did try to reach you earlier,
doctor,
306
00:13:04,997 --> 00:13:07,031
but you weren't there,
and now I'm late for a meeting,
307
00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:08,966
so I'd appreciate it
if you'd be quick, okay?
308
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:10,167
Oh, all right, yeah, fine.
309
00:13:10,202 --> 00:13:12,069
Yes, I will.
I'll be brief and to the point.
310
00:13:12,104 --> 00:13:15,239
25 years ago, a young doctor,
Harry Weston, first hung his...
311
00:13:15,274 --> 00:13:17,026
doctor.
312
00:13:17,877 --> 00:13:20,344
Number one,
you're moving physical therapy
313
00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:21,979
to another building.
314
00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:24,715
Number two, there's talk,
of course, of upping our rents.
315
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,117
Three, you're cutting back
on security.
316
00:13:27,153 --> 00:13:28,886
Four, there is the nagging issue
317
00:13:28,921 --> 00:13:32,951
of the way
this medical center... Smells.
318
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,660
You're right; The smell thing
struck us immediately.
319
00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:38,929
But we've isolated the problem.
It's the ventilation.
320
00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:40,831
As for the other issues,
I can't help you.
321
00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:42,599
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
322
00:13:42,635 --> 00:13:44,835
You're giving me
the smell thing, and that's it?
323
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,770
That's right,
and if there's nothing further,
324
00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:47,806
I've got to go.
325
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,173
No, wait, wait, no.
326
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,108
There's a lot more I would like
to discuss with you,
327
00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:53,410
starting with my office
of 25 years.
328
00:13:53,446 --> 00:13:55,679
Miss brattle, there's a ring
on my desk
329
00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:57,047
where my coffee cup goes.
330
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,649
There are pencil marks
on the wall
331
00:13:58,684 --> 00:14:02,301
showing the heights of all
my kids going back to the '60s.
332
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:05,189
My entire life has been
in that office,
333
00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:07,791
and this faceless corporation
comes by and says,
334
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:09,393
"relocate."
335
00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:11,295
Everyone on the tenth floor
has to be moved.
336
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,230
It's a corporate decision.
It's not reversible.
337
00:14:13,265 --> 00:14:14,498
Oh, really. Oh, really.
338
00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:15,666
Well, that's too bad.
339
00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:17,134
You know, I keep hearing
you can't win
340
00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:18,635
against these big corporations.
341
00:14:18,671 --> 00:14:19,903
I don't care.
342
00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:22,006
I am staying in my office.
343
00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:24,341
I am not moving. Period.
344
00:14:24,377 --> 00:14:26,877
Dr. Weston, I have a long list
of physicians
345
00:14:26,912 --> 00:14:28,278
who would be more than happy
346
00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:30,180
to occupy the office
that you've been assigned.
347
00:14:30,216 --> 00:14:31,615
So you have a choice.
348
00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:33,917
Either you move,
or you're evicted.
349
00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:36,520
Oh, yeah?
350
00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:38,756
You're gonna hear this whether
you like it or not.
351
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,425
25 years ago, a young doctor,
Harry Weston,
352
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:45,029
first hung his shingle on
an unseasonably warm day
353
00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:47,064
in October!
354
00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:58,341
Oh, Barbara, I've been waiting
for you for hours to get home.
355
00:14:58,376 --> 00:15:01,421
Can you tell me why
without hugging me?
356
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,647
Because I found Emily's
old diary,
357
00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:06,816
and I have to confess,
I read part of it.
358
00:15:06,851 --> 00:15:09,085
But I'm glad I did,
because it's given me the chance
359
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,549
to make up for what I did to you
years ago.
360
00:15:11,573 --> 00:15:14,975
What, that haircut you gave me
with the pinking shears?
361
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:17,477
No, this is much better.
362
00:15:17,512 --> 00:15:22,749
Here, I got you the record album
I broke so unfairly so long ago.
363
00:15:22,784 --> 00:15:24,417
- You're kidding.
- No.
364
00:15:24,453 --> 00:15:26,152
- You did this for me?
- Yes.
365
00:15:26,188 --> 00:15:28,121
Carol, you're the best sister ever.
366
00:15:28,156 --> 00:15:29,656
No, you're the best sister ever.
367
00:15:29,691 --> 00:15:31,624
Now come on. Open it.
368
00:15:32,716 --> 00:15:34,561
The bean boys?
369
00:15:34,596 --> 00:15:36,156
Yes!
370
00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:41,501
Carol, I've never heard
of the bean boys.
371
00:15:41,536 --> 00:15:43,803
You broke the beach boys.
372
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,277
No, the beach boys I could
have bought down the street.
373
00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:52,846
This was the bean boys.
374
00:15:52,881 --> 00:15:54,812
It's right here in the diary.
375
00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:58,150
Right, that's b-e-a-c-h.
376
00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:00,479
That's not an "n"?
377
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:04,706
No, you know how
Emily scribbles.
378
00:16:05,694 --> 00:16:07,912
The beach boys,
I don't believe it.
379
00:16:09,756 --> 00:16:12,232
For this I drove all day
to a trailer park
380
00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:14,567
and had lunch with a man
named Michael dorf,
381
00:16:14,603 --> 00:16:16,779
who claimed to be the fifth
bean boy.
382
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:22,242
Oh, Carol, don't be upset.
This is terrific.
383
00:16:22,277 --> 00:16:24,344
I'm gonna love these guys.
384
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,246
Like this song.
385
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:28,510
A whole lot of beans.
386
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,823
- Evening, girls.
- Hi, daddy.
387
00:16:33,422 --> 00:16:34,821
What's the matter, daddy?
388
00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:37,924
Nothing, except that
this woman, Janice brattle,
389
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:40,509
threatened to evict me
from my office.
390
00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:42,996
What? That's terrible.
391
00:16:43,031 --> 00:16:44,631
Daddy, she called.
392
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,332
Here's the message.
393
00:16:48,236 --> 00:16:49,602
Ah.
394
00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:51,337
She wants
to meet me for lunch tomorrow
395
00:16:51,373 --> 00:16:54,374
to reconsider
my list of demands.
396
00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:56,176
Obviously she checked around
397
00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:57,777
and found out with whom
she was dealing.
398
00:16:57,813 --> 00:16:58,945
Ha, ha!
399
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,614
When will the fortune 500 learn
400
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:05,018
you cannot pull Harry Weston's
chain and get away with it?
401
00:17:05,053 --> 00:17:06,843
[Laughs]
402
00:17:07,489 --> 00:17:08,621
Hi, everybody.
403
00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,056
Charley, you took off the beard.
404
00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:11,257
Yeah.
405
00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:14,465
Hey, the bean boys.
406
00:17:16,184 --> 00:17:17,651
I love the bean boys.
407
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:19,819
I got all their stuff at home.
408
00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:21,988
You mean the beach boys.
409
00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:24,758
No, I mean the bean boys.
410
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,540
Is this the one with
a whole lot of beans on it?
411
00:17:28,443 --> 00:17:29,462
Yes.
412
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,298
I got a whole lot of beans
413
00:17:34,265 --> 00:17:35,880
not their best work.
414
00:17:36,571 --> 00:17:38,171
Charley, why'd you take off
that beard?
415
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:41,174
Well, I don't want
to change my image after all.
416
00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:42,676
I'm happy with who I am.
417
00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:44,355
Mistake.
418
00:17:45,213 --> 00:17:48,014
No, I learned a lesson
from all this.
419
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:51,284
It's not the facial hair
that women look for in man,
420
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,387
it's the chest hair
that drives them crazy.
421
00:17:54,423 --> 00:17:56,323
And I got that.
422
00:17:57,546 --> 00:17:59,613
I got a whole lot of beans
423
00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:08,335
well, that was a very productive
424
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,637
and a very pleasant lunch,
and I thank you,
425
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,506
and we seem to have addressed
almost every issue on the list.
426
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:15,375
All except for the issue
of your office.
427
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,577
I think it's good we left that
till the last, don't you?
428
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:19,179
Won't you sit down?
Yeah, thank you.
429
00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:22,515
I hope I didn't strong-arm you
too much on the negotiations.
430
00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:23,783
Well, you were tough,
431
00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:26,519
but I think we reached
a reasonable compromise.
432
00:18:26,555 --> 00:18:29,984
I'll just send this napkin down
to legal in the morning.
433
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,058
Harry, I'd like to apologize
434
00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,461
for acting like such a beast
yesterday.
435
00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:36,296
Sometimes I'm so busy being
a businesswoman,
436
00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:37,731
I forget about being
a human being.
437
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:39,566
I must say, I like you
a lot better this way.
438
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:40,967
Me too.
439
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:43,803
You know what I hate most
about the corporate world?
440
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,372
It just doesn't give you time
441
00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:48,141
to devote to certain
other aspects of your life.
442
00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:49,242
Oh, that's true.
443
00:18:49,277 --> 00:18:51,044
So sometimes you have
to take shortcuts.
444
00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:52,746
Oh, yeah, I know
exactly what you mean.
445
00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:54,180
Good, I'm glad we're in synch,
446
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,648
because I have a little idea
I want to throw out to you.
447
00:18:55,684 --> 00:18:56,707
Ah, great.
448
00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:59,052
Make love to me, and I'll let
you keep your office.
449
00:19:07,095 --> 00:19:10,030
Harry, I realize that this is
sort of coming out of the blue,
450
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,065
but it's just the law
of supply and demand.
451
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,290
I have something you want:
Your office,
452
00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:16,118
and you certainly
have something I want.
453
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,581
No, I don't.
454
00:19:18,259 --> 00:19:19,992
I mean, I do. Of course I do.
455
00:19:20,011 --> 00:19:21,459
But you can't have it.
456
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,723
Everything's negotiable.
457
00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:27,653
Yes, I think that I should...
I should just go.
458
00:19:29,262 --> 00:19:31,663
Harry, come over here
and kiss me,
459
00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:33,832
or I'll Jack up your rent.
460
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,941
How can you talk to me
like that?
461
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,243
It makes me feel so cheap.
462
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,179
I mean today at lunch,
I thought you respected me.
463
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,080
Now it turns out you're
just like all the others.
464
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,582
What others?
465
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,785
I don't know; It just seemed
like the right thing to say.
466
00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:50,121
Listen, as much as I would like
to keep my office,
467
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,957
there are certain ideals
I will not compromise.
468
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,554
And, miss brattle,
let me tell you something.
469
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,194
I think you are
a very naughty woman,
470
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,360
and I shall have nothing more
to do with you.
471
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,366
[Sighs]
472
00:20:11,908 --> 00:20:13,207
- What was that?
- Trash.
473
00:20:13,243 --> 00:20:14,575
This isn't trash, Laverne.
474
00:20:14,611 --> 00:20:15,777
This is all part of my life.
475
00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:18,079
Bad news, there was a lot more
of your life
476
00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:20,848
bagged up out there
in the dumpster.
477
00:20:20,984 --> 00:20:23,214
Well, that's the last of it.
Come on.
478
00:20:23,419 --> 00:20:25,086
I still can't believe it.
479
00:20:25,121 --> 00:20:27,288
I got all my demands
but this one.
480
00:20:27,323 --> 00:20:28,790
That took a lot of courage,
481
00:20:28,825 --> 00:20:30,892
you standing up
to that corporation,
482
00:20:30,927 --> 00:20:32,960
kind of like the way David
stood up to goliath.
483
00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:34,695
Well, thank you, Laverne.
484
00:20:34,731 --> 00:20:38,836
But as I recall, goliath never
demanded to sleep with David.
485
00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:42,069
Where did you hear that?
486
00:20:42,327 --> 00:20:45,000
Janice brattle's secretary
is a chatty woman.
487
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,139
Ah, let's get a move on.
488
00:21:05,695 --> 00:21:07,695
I'd like to tell you I have
a good feeling about this,
489
00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:08,930
but I don't.
490
00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:10,598
I know what you mean.
491
00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:13,234
There's a welcome mat
if I ever saw one.
492
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,527
This is it.
493
00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:36,051
Oh, no.
494
00:21:37,994 --> 00:21:41,530
Laverne, this is the same
floor plan as our old office.
495
00:21:41,731 --> 00:21:42,997
I don't know.
496
00:21:43,032 --> 00:21:45,620
I guess I could set up my stuff
over there.
497
00:21:48,738 --> 00:21:50,138
It's the same.
498
00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:52,974
We can probably make that
exam room one,
499
00:21:53,009 --> 00:21:54,475
and that your private office.
500
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:57,300
It's exactly the same.
There's no difference.
501
00:21:58,214 --> 00:22:00,648
Well, I'll see
where I can put my files.
502
00:22:00,683 --> 00:22:03,580
I would try right over there
where they've always been.
503
00:22:03,687 --> 00:22:06,520
Laverne, it's ex...
It's the same.
504
00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:08,589
I can't believe
I went through all this,
505
00:22:08,591 --> 00:22:10,702
and it's exactly the same.
506
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,097
Hi, doc.
507
00:22:13,116 --> 00:22:14,516
They told me I'd find you
down here.
508
00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:18,486
Iron man, our first patient
in our new office.
509
00:22:18,522 --> 00:22:19,810
Yep.
510
00:22:20,057 --> 00:22:22,718
So where are you gonna
put everything?
511
00:22:23,861 --> 00:22:26,100
It's the same!
512
00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:30,700
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